Mutton Dressed as Lamb
The other night I was with a group of friends at a martini lounge and saw what is know as the phenomenon “Mutton Dressed as Lamb”. This is basically when an older woman tries to get away dressing like she’s in her twenties. I want to clarify that older meaning at least 40. This one woman looked like a Pro and I don’t mean an athlete. She had a short black leather skirt and a top way too small. Small, meaning I see bread rolls. Another woman who had to be at least 45 came in wearing some lingerie top from Frederick’s. Her fake 12 pound, rock hard, bowling ball breasts were stretching the very weak fabric containing them. Her hair was so chemically damaged it looked like a witch’s broom. Her skin was so tanned by the sun that it looked like leather from your grandpa’s wallet. On top of all that, when she turned around she exposed her shoulders and back that was so tattooed it resembled a mural of some kind.
Please ladies don’t do this to your self. It just makes you look so desperate that you’re holding on to something you had a long time ago. I admit some older woman can get away with it, but they are few and far between. Trust me, an older woman can still look hot and sophisticated by wearing clothes that suits her age. There is nothing sexier than a woman who knows how to dress appropriately.