Why a Slap in the Face was More Memorable than Losing My Virginity
Thursday, February 28th, 2008 
When I was young and impetuous, I dated a girl that lived 4 doors down the street from me. She was cute enough, or so I thought, and I was a horny teenager who was far from choosy. This white trash trollop was my first girlfriend. She was also my first foray into sex. Yes, I lost my virginity to the neighborhood slut.
She was also responsible for my first, and only, slap in the face. And interestingly enough, the face slap was more memorable than the popping of my virginity cherry.