Foolish Men Rush In
Here’s a fact: If you’re a female and posses even the most faint of good looks, you can get just about anything your heart desires from a man. Be it money, gifts, sex…all of it is yours for the taking. This scenario is the fault of the man. No, not those who are keeping us down, but men in general. We men are weak. We’re almost completely controlled by and are at the total mercy of that Oscar Meyer flesh package dangling between our legs.
This truth has been well documented throughout life.
We’re lead around by our demanding members much like a metal detector looking for loose change on the beach. The degree of this penile susceptibility differs amongst guys of course, and I’m not qualified enough to speak on behalf of men who play ball with those of like genitalia, but by in large we males go through life wondering what it would be like to screw her. Or her. Or lady apple bottom across the street. Or that waitress with cleavage that hangs down in udder perfection when she leans over. We just want it all. Every tit in our mouth and every ass coupled in our hands. We’re programmed to think this way, both genetically and socially. And truth be told, it kind of sucks.
I don’t even know exactly what it is that happens in our male brain, or more accurately our male johnson, that makes it so we lose rational thought when presented with a legitimate sexual opportunity. The only way I can describe it is that of a little spark of euphoria that goes off when you talk to or think about a girl who you’re attracted to. And the only way to contain that spark and to complete that euphoric feeling…is to bed them. And bed them hard. Well, maybe not hard. But bed them in some capacity. Only then will you know what that spark is like at maximum strength, which is instinctively what all guys want.
Essentially, we’re slaves to ourselves, we men are. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing until your organ leads you down a path of darkness, full of thickets and land mines. Like when you marry the girl you knocked up but you can’t see the true bitch that lay beneath her pregnant belly. Or when you find yourself in bed with a woman that looks strangely dissimilar from your girlfriend.
Most savvy women know how to manipulate men. They knew whom we answer to. They know how weak willed we really are. They know they can get anything they want as long as they string us along. And we put up with it. Women can easily exploit men because attracting guys comes naturally to them. Like breathing or shopping. We let it happen because we’ve lost our way. We chase these no good banshee women and what we’re really chasing is that euphoric spark that was there in the first place.
The point is that some guys just need to calm down around women and not rush into relationships, especially sexual relationships. Women will take advantage of a man’s sexually impetuous nature in all kinds of ways and it’s in your best interest to be mindful of this and not tap just any broad that takes interest in you. It’s cool and all when you boast about how many chicks you’ve stuck it to, but when one of those women turns out to be married to a husky bricklayer who’s yet to complete a mandatory 12-step anger management course, I hope your man-whorish ways were worth it.