Archive for the ‘News’ Category

Lose Weight, Lose Your Wife!

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

Jared

Jared Fogle, made famous by losing over 245 pounds on the “Subway Diet,” recently divorced his wife of six years. Divorces happen all the time (more often than not, these days), but what makes this interesting is the whopping settlement that Mr. Fogle’s soon-to-be ex-wife, Elizabeth, will receive. Read more after the jump…

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Bring on the Birth Control!

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

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Wouldn’t you rather eat, nap, exercise, or watch TV instead of breaking out the baby wipes to clean Junior’s ass?

Yes, this question sounds like a no-brainer, but apparently most of the world needs scientific proof. Thankfully, Reason Magazine delivered the goods.

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Already Forgotten

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

A Day To Forget

We don’t normally do news articles here at Tenderized Meat, but this one stood out.

A little background: I hate Valentine’s Day. I think it’s corporate garbage. No, I’m not going to spend money stuff because De Beers, Hallmark, Godiva and 1-800-Flowers tells me to. No, I’m not going to profess my love through a ridiculous greeting card. I’m not going to follow the flock into higher-than-normal priced restaurants so I can wait forever to be served a smaller, sappier than average portion. And don’t even get me started on what Valentine’s day is like for single people! I mean, don’t get me wrong, it was fun as a kid. But that was mostly because it involved candy.

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